CBZ rocks, while pULSAR SUCKS

CBZ Xtreme is the best looking bike 2daty..bechara boodha thakela pulsar sirf aawaaz karta hai (only sound) Bajaj has taken the Indian consumer on a ride on pulasrs by harping and hyping abt unwanted and unnecessary technologies. Every one knows that Honda unicorn beat the pulsar on all fronts including top speed , enjine, gearbox, bulquality and mileage (without DTSi, exhaustec and all that shit), but the “looks”. When TVS came with a much better looking bike than the pulsar all these pulsarians claimed that it is definitely female. If you really want sound on HH bikes jsut remove the baffles in the silencer. Pulsar with its bullock hump like tank looks odd. Definitely male eh ? Then all male pulsar riders are gay.
If you go to any shop or website that where you can buy used bikes you will find that most of the bikes are pulsars and many of them just 1 to 2 years old ? If pulsar is such a good bike , why are its owners chucking it ?
Apni akal lagao, CBZ khareedo.
Moral of the story: CBZ rocks, while pULSAR SUCKS !!
-shaan se